Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Hey old man, how’s tricks?  You still got those poor over worked reindeer pulling your rather sizable ass about over the snow?  Yeah, though so!  I’m seriously considering reporting you to the RSPCA this year if you don’t improve your act, there really is no need for it, why don’t you just buy yourself a truck; it would be far more practical and kinder to the reindeer, I’m strongly against animal cruelty and you my friend are seriously pushing it here.  

Anywho, I know we got off to a bad start there but some things just really have to be said.  Although on that note, why is it that you think that it’s ok to employ little people to do all your dirty work for you, you’ve got an old fashioned sweat shop going on up there in the North Pole don’t you!  How much do these people get paid?  Are their working hours in line with government guidelines?  Are they treated fairly?  I’m sure you’re starting to get a bit hot under the collar with all these accusations, but I’m just interested in this so called ‘work-shop’ you have going on up there.

Sorry about that, lets hope you haven’t taken too much offense and instead can still bring me exactly what I want this year.  I have already asked my boyfriend/sister/parents for what I want but there is some stuff I’d still love to have but am just not cheeky enough to ask for as it would cost an absolute fortune.  Now, I don’t want this perceived as blackmail under any means, but if you, my red suited little friend, do not deliver all that is on this list on Christmas eve then I am reporting you to the authorities.  Like I said, it’s not blackmail, just think of it as a bit of gentle persuasion if you will.

So, here’s what I’m asking for:

On the whole I think I've been very reasonable here.

Be sure to deliver these by truck as suggested as I will not be amused if I find reindeer prints in the snow outside!



  1. Haha, great list! That Lush Lip Scrub is on my wishlist too- and the Real Techniques Core Collection is so worth it! xo



  2. haha hilarious dear santa i've ever read!

    loving the sweater and tartan pencil skirt (it is everywhere!). you've got a great taste :)

    Katrina Sophia Blog

  3. Haha cute post, I love your writing style :) Your list is definitely more modest than the one I've posted on my blog!

    Abundance of Erica

  4. Well that's one way of getting what you want, hehe.

    Your list is lovey, I have had my eye on that novel for awhile! It sounds like a wonderful, dreamy read

    xx Carina

  5. lol... I don't think you'll be getting those things you asked for


  6. Really funny!!! Would you like to follow each other on GFC?
    Regards from Madrid

  7. What a punk taking all the glory for Christmas too!! He even gets mince pies left out for him… What about those little elves??! Does nobody think of the little people?!!?!?! (At 5" nothing I'm pretty sure they're ancestors of mine)…

    That skirt is from Matalan??! Holy moly!! I love it!

    I hope you get something nice : ) (My family are all receiving handmade gifts this year! Hihihi!)

    Faded Windmills

  8. Haha best letter to Santa ever! The River Island coat looks gorgeous!

    Jennie xo | sailorjennie.com

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  11. The shoes, the jumper, the watch! Ahh I love your picks!
    Hope Santa is very generous to you this year!
    Happy Holidays!


  12. AH I just about died when I saw that you included my artwork in your wish list! thank you!! and FYI, I'm going to be doing a giveaway this week for a set of the prints, so keep in touch :)
    That She & Him album is one of my favourites! I asked my brother for the Volume 3 vinyl this year.


  13. hi!!How are you today?? :) :) Well that's one way of getting what you want :) :) i love your letter!!It will mean a lot if you have time to check my blog and tell me your opinion about my post!! :) :)

    xoxo Stefania :)

  14. Love the real techniques brush set...I use one for my foundation and I think its brilliant!
    Jenna x

  15. Your letter to Santa is hilarious... hope he comes through for you! ;)

    xo, alison*elle

  16. I have real techniques core collection, they are so good and great value for money. thanks for stopping by my blog :) x

  17. This unique post had me smiling, Santa sure isn't going to mess with you this year haha! That is a really cute wish list, can't get over that rabbit night light. Have a great weekend girly! :) x

    Essence of Jess

  18. This unique post had me smiling, Santa sure isn't going to mess with you this year haha! That is a really cute wish list, can't get over that rabbit night light. Have a great weekend girly! :) x

    Essence of Jess

  19. This made me chuckle - the RSPCA, brilliant!

    Goooood picks too, the Real Technique brushes are amazing.

    Hmm maybe...

  20. Santa should definitely be reported! haha that jumper is gorgeous though and I think the dress would really suit you :) x